Thursday, October 20, 2011
6 Proofs That Elephants Are Jerks
My hypothesis: Elephants are jerks.
Proof #1: This elephant drives like my ex-boyfriend. He would rather run the car off the road than allow it to pass safely and reasonably.
Proof #2: Just like humans, some elephants are just jerks. Like Stampy and Homer Simpson.
Proof #3: Lamkun, The Deliberately Sneezing Pachyderm. A delightful story about a ride on a jerk of an elephant.
Proof #4: Poor iguana. Just go look at this picture.
Proof #5: Color me jerk. Even interior decorators are catching on to this phenomena.
Proof #6: GTFO. The first two rows will get wet.
Hypothesis: PROVEN. (I dare you to rebut in the comments.)