This is the second morning Christina has called me at work. I don't know what time she has to work but by 8:30am I'm knee-deep in worky things. But as she is my sister and I
Jennifer: "You are calling at an unorthodox time of day. Is there an emergency?"
Christina: "This isn't an emergency. Unless you count me being completely nuts as an emergency?"
Jennifer: "Let me check my fact sheet." ::browsing an imaginary piece of paper:: "Nope, according to my fact sheet, this is not an emergency. Is this gonna be a new thing for you? Calling me each morning to distract me with our sisterly shenanigans?"
Christina: "Yes. ::LOL:: This is gonna be a new thing. I've been up since 5am drinking coffee."
A conversation ensued regarding a mission she has for me that requires me to browse the internet during my work time.
Jennifer: "What?! me? Not do work, AT WORK? How dare you!! .....ok, what do you want?"
Throughout the call I kept referring to my "Fact Sheet". This of course, is now an imaginary sheet of paper that I will use to make my sister look stupid by validating my side of every arguement. The fact sheet will ALWAYS side with me. :) (I have never before had such a tool to help me win against my big sister...THA POWER!! Mwahahaha!!)
Christina: "That fact sheet sounds like its getting pretty thick"
Jennifer: "Yes, its more of a packet really... a Fact Packet ... A FACKET!!"
Update by Christina: Actually, *I* made up this word. Leave it to a little sister to steal all the credit. Y U NO GIVE ME CREDIT???? Y U NO LIKE ME????
A hence, a new word created by the sisters of Pink Pink U Stink . Please use it today and win your argument. Just be careful of how your pronounce it! You could sound like a discriminating asshole and wind up in Human Resources with a box for your personal possessions or your head swirlied in a toilet at a Train Station or beaten with plungers outside of Bed Bath & Beyond.