Attention People Who Want To Help Me Antagonize Jennifer

Jennifer has not posted in quite a while.  Please send her an email to let her know how the internetz are sorely disappointed in her:  pinkpinkblog@gmail.com

Jennifer F***ing HATES Me

See below for Exhibit A on why Jennifer HATES me.

Pizzaman Haiku

My friend Bre Vallenari (now also Jennifer's friend because she's a dirty friend-poacher) has a great story that really happened that is hilarious and entertaining and you're going to sit there and read it because hey, it's not like you're going to do any actual work today anyway, right?

Do I have to point out that the very next time I order pizza online I'm doing this???  DO I????  That is all. 

Love,

Hate,

Christina

Christina Reveals A Secret About Jennifer

Attention Dear Readers:

Jennifer's secret ingredient to her batter for all things fried is ..... SUGAR.

Carry on.

Love,
Hate,
Christina

P.S. Jennifer is not very protective of this secret (I don't think).  - C

P.P.S. This picture is funny.  It is wholly unrelated to the topic of this blog post. - C

Phrase of the Day: PEEN ENVY

Peen Envy-

— n  [peen en-vee]
	1. a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's wedgelike, spherical, or other striking end of a hammer head opposite the face. 2. also, why Voldemort loves Nagini so much (according to Jennifer).   (Ohhhhh....Nagini is a SNAKE! Jennifer's joke makes so much more sense now!) Love, Hate, Christina

Haiku Time!

Haiku...by Christina
How does a garment
With no knees, crawl up my butt?
Behold, underwear.

Being Cheap Forces Me to Be Brilliant

Will something like this cause you to buy new sunglasses? Here's what happens when this situation happens to my cheap ass:

Looking in the mirror:

"YES!!! Sunglasses stay on my face without one of the little arm thingys!"

                                                              **Calling them "Arm Thingys" is legit...shut up**

                           Turns to the side:

                                                           "FUCK!! Now what?!?!"

Extreme side part to the rescue!

"No one driving on my left will even know the difference!"

Love,

HATE,

Jennifer