Being Cheap Forces Me to Be Brilliant

Will something like this cause you to buy new sunglasses? Here's what happens when this situation happens to my cheap ass:

Looking in the mirror:

"YES!!! Sunglasses stay on my face without one of the little arm thingys!"

                                                              **Calling them "Arm Thingys" is legit...shut up**

                           Turns to the side:

                                                           "FUCK!! Now what?!?!"

Extreme side part to the rescue!

"No one driving on my left will even know the difference!"

Love,

HATE,

Jennifer