Christina Reveals A Secret About Jennifer

Attention Dear Readers:

Jennifer's secret ingredient to her batter for all things fried is ..... SUGAR.

Carry on.

Love,
Hate,
Christina

P.S. Jennifer is not very protective of this secret (I don't think).  - C

P.P.S. This picture is funny.  It is wholly unrelated to the topic of this blog post. - C

Phrase of the Day: PEEN ENVY

Peen Envy-

— n  [peen en-vee]
	1. a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's wedgelike, spherical, or other striking end of a hammer head opposite the face. 2. also, why Voldemort loves Nagini so much (according to Jennifer).   (Ohhhhh....Nagini is a SNAKE! Jennifer's joke makes so much more sense now!) Love, Hate, Christina

Haiku Time!

Haiku...by Christina
How does a garment
With no knees, crawl up my butt?
Behold, underwear.