Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christina Reveals A Secret About Jennifer

Attention Dear Readers:

Jennifer's secret ingredient to her batter for all things fried is ..... SUGAR.

Carry on.


P.S. Jennifer is not very protective of this secret (I don't think).  - C

P.P.S. This picture is funny.  It is wholly unrelated to the topic of this blog post. - C

Monday, December 19, 2011

Phrase of the Day: PEEN ENVY

Peen Envy-

[peen en-vee]
1. a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's wedgelike, spherical, or other striking end of a hammer head opposite the face.
2. also, why Voldemort loves Nagini so much (according to Jennifer).

(Ohhhhh....Nagini is a SNAKE! Jennifer's joke makes so much more sense now!)




Friday, December 2, 2011

Haiku Time!

Haiku...by Christina
How does a garment
With no knees, crawl up my butt?
Behold, underwear.